“When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes."
-Socialite and Recovering Heroin Addict Nicole Richie, 2007, in an interview with Nylon Magazine
Do you think this amendment abuse is:
Horrendous, Heinous, or Hilarious?